A Poem about Ultraman

Ultraman, Ultraman

Thinks he’s better than the average man.

Can he swing

from a thread?

If he tried,

We’d all be dead.

He’s too big for that, he’s like 90 feet tall,

He’s Ultraman.

Ultraman, Ultraman,

he was born in Uzbeckistan

Did you know his real name is Dan?

But only his close friends call him that. Unless he tells you otherwise,

you better just call him Ultraman.

Ultraman Ultraman

He’s a John Bon Jovie fan.

His favorite song is Shot through the heart and your to blame

but to me his songs all sound the same

but that’s just me, I’m not Ultraman.

Ultraman Ultraman

likes the beach,

so he’s always tan.

He can swim

really fast

even with his leg

in a cast.

Is that a whale coming at us?

No, it’s Ultraman.

Now you know

Everything there is to know about

Ultraman.